[Lighthearted] [Funny] [Slice of Life] [A Little Unhinged] [No Female Lead] [Cultivation]
No AI, all handcrafted
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Name's Wu Ge.
Currently suffering from some truly excellent amnesia.
I don't know why I lost my memory. I vaguely remember choosing to do it, probably, maybe, perhaps to fulfill my dream?
Wander around or hole up in some remote mountain forest for a hundred or so years.
Someone complained, "Isn't that just being homeless? You make it sound so fancy."
Of course not. I've been working hard to make my dream come true.
The harder I try, the unluckier I get.
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On the road to fulfilling my dream, the Heavenly Dao came looking for me. It actually wants me to save the world?
And I'm the only one who can do it? I'm not doing it. There are plenty of worlds that can get destroyed instead.
What an outrageous claim! The world has turned upside down!
I don't want to do it, but fate has other plans. It even made me meet a bunch of people who crashed into my life like runaway trucks.
Ugh, why runaway trucks?
That's not important. What's important is, let me go so I can slack off, arghhh!
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Tell me, what is slacking off, that makes one pledge one's life and death to it?
A carefree wanderer from north to south, weary through many winters and summers.
Work brings no joy, the pressure is killing me, and yet there are even more foolish, tireless travelers among us.
You must understand: across ten thousand miles of dusty roads and a thousand worldly chores, I find peace alone.
Can the author update fifty chapters a day to scare me?