I, Lu Mian, am living at home for the third month, and I am almost too poor to drink the northwest wind.
Suddenly there is a system in my mind.
[Ding - if vitamin C is less than 0 points, the host will die naturally in 72 hours]
Me:?
System: Sour people. If it is sour, it will rise a little. The more sour it is, the more it will swell.
So I started my career as a "sour person".
After confronting the little fresh guy who was playing a big role, he ducked on the spot.
The advertising director was so angry that he smashed the thermos cup.
Even Mr. Wang of Xingyao Capital was hospitalized for a heart attack after I gave him a few harsh words.
I leaned against the convenience store shelf and played with my phone quietly.
Su Wanqing, a female reporter who has been working in social news for seven years, stared at me in this convenience store for three months.
She pushed over a can of lemon tea: "You are the 'lemon essence' on the Internet, right?"
I took a sip and said, "I'm just a sociopath."
She stared at me for a long time and smiled: "Okay, let's cooperate. You will be responsible for the acid, and I will be responsible for writing."
The entire Internet is looking for the "lemon essence" who has caused half of the entertainment and capital circles to collectively overturn.
The little girl with twin tails squatted downstairs below me holding a SLR camera: "Brother, are you open today?"
Mr. Wang's people searched the whole city, offering a reward of five million for my whereabouts.
Su Wanqing pulled me behind her: "Don't even think about touching my people."
Me: ... I really just want to lie down at home.
[Ding - Vitamin C was credited to 5,000 today, and the host continues to work hard to spite people]
Me: I don't want to open the business.
System: No, you are going to die.
