After the Mad Villainess Clings to the Heirless Minister, She Has Triplets

[Voluptuous, Sharp-Tongued, Unhinged Beauty VS Ruthless, Childless, Cold-Faced Powerful Official]

[Alternate Ancient Setting + System Electric Shocks + Unhinged Fiction + Marriage First, Love Later + Childless Man Has a Child + Body and Skin Tone Contrast + Top-Tier Face-Slapping]

On her first day after transmigrating into a book, Jiang Qingwu is jolted by the System and wakes up in a powerful official's bed, her clothes disheveled, as her clan members break down the door to catch her in the act.

The System coldly displays her mission: maintain her villainess persona, or face a 100,000-volt shock.

She looks at Xiao Jingyuan, the Great Ye War God, who has her by the throat, his killing intent plain to see, and takes a deep breath.

"We've already slept together. Are you, Commander-in-Chief, trying to deny responsibility? If you don't marry me, I'll hang myself in front of your manor!"

The whole village gathers to watch, and the entire capital waits for her to die.

Xiao Jingyuan sneers. "I was born unable to have children. Marry me, and you'll be a widow in all but name."

Jiang Qingwu rolls her eyes. "Even that would be better than marrying those bloodsuckers in the Song family."

She thinks all she has to do is finish the storyline, collect her money, and run.

She never expects this man, famed for having no interest in women, to hunt a silver fox alone on a snowy night and make her a fur coat, send her sour plums by military post over eight hundred li, or lower his head to ask whether her hand hurts when she goes berserk and slaps him.

Even more unexpected is what happens the day the imperial physician diagnoses her pregnancy: Xiao Jingyuan pins her against the wall, his eyes red.

"I can't have children. Whose is this child, then?"

She sneers. "Since you're no good, I'm running away with the baby."

He panics.

And when the child is born, its features look just like...