One Draw a Day: I Shock the Cultivation World with Modern Junk
What's junk? It's all spiritual power and cultivation!
After transmigrating to the cultivation world three years ago, Lin An has become the Qingxuan Sect's number-one good-for-nothing: Qi Refining, second level. The tournament is in ten days, and anyone below the third level will be sent to the Blackstone Mine and enslaved for life.
Then he binds the [Shock and Awe Lottery System].
One draw every day, and every prize is a modern item.
A fifty percent chance of winning. The other fifty percent gets you a "Thanks for playing."
First draw: medicated oil.
The kind that costs three yuan and fifty cents a bottle.
The courtyard bully takes one sniff and his mind clears. He rubs some on his lower back and takes off like a rocket. From then on, he takes a detour whenever he sees Lin An.
After that, everything goes completely off the rails!
A Foundation Establishment elder uses spicy strips and medicated oil during a three-day retreat, then comes out praising them as divine;
A Law Enforcement Hall officer breaks down in tears in front of everyone, insisting he's attained enlightenment;
The Iron-Faced Yama gets knocked over by a flashlight and tells everyone that mundane objects have thrown his Dao heart into disarray;
At the tournament finals, eight hundred cultivators line up to share a bucket of instant noodle broth, then burst into tears after drinking it.
Other people cultivate with spiritual roots. Lin An cultivates with a storage bag full of modern junk.
"System, draw!"
