A Weasel Asked Me to Grant It a Title, So I Turned It into a Cat-Eared Spirit

[Multiple Heroines] [Cathartic] [Eerie Folklore] [Comedy] [Shameless] [System]

When others encounter a weasel spirit asking them to grant it a title, they can't help dropping to their knees.

Lu Heng is different.

"Hey, you there. Do I look like a god or a person?"

"You look like a blonde cat-eared loli!"

"???"

Su Li, a hundred-year-old fox spirit, never imagined that after a century of cultivation and five years in seclusion, one trip out to seek a title would end with her being turned into a cat-eared loli.

[Ding! Host detected violating old laws and desecrating false authority!]

[Shamelessness rating: Outstanding!]

[Reward: Master-Servant Title Contract!]

And this was only the beginning.

Five years ago, eerie folklore came back to life.

All the taboos the old folks used to talk about became real.

You mustn't answer carelessly when a weasel spirit asks you to grant it a title. You mustn't enter a ghost marriage with a paper bride. You mustn't refuse the River God when he comes to take a bride. And if you hear someone call your name in the middle of the night, never turn around.

When others encounter the supernatural, they think about how to stay alive.

Lu Heng thinks instead...

"Can I get anything out of this?"

A paper bride wants a ghost marriage?

"Where's the bride price?"

The River God wants to marry?

"Fine, but the bridal sedan chair is mine."

An ancient village uses ancestral rites to eat people?

"Who made that rule? Change it."

And so a cat-eared fox spirit, a paper bride, a sword immortal of a hundred years, and more appear one after another at Lu Heng's side.

The supernatural gets more and more outrageous.

And the number of girls around him keeps growing.

For Lu Heng, the taboos everyone else avoids boil down to one thing:

"Let me try it first."