The long-haired beauty of the fishing style attacks the straight man with the dog style and enjoys it
My name is Cen Le, the number one jungler in KPL and the number one player in the entire network.
Others started a group to criticize people, but I started a group to praise people - I praised them so much that I made them unable to get off. I laughed the loudest in the live broadcast room.
I've been skewering all the invincible players in the league, and the one I've skewered the most is Vitalik: KPL's active mid laner, he's as cold as ice. Fans have been bragging about him for a year, but he hasn't replied a word.
I cheated on him for a whole year and thought I was safe. It wasn't until I joined the Ravens and became his jungler that I discovered——
He's fishing for me.
Invite me to eat, bring me water, let me eat on the middle route, and practice with me alone late at night. The whole internet says that V God is so kind to newcomers, but I am the only one who knows: the best way to get revenge on someone is not to scold him, but to make him fall in love with you and then dump him.
He calculated everything correctly except one thing——
Not only did I take the bait, I wanted to flip it.
Later, it was spread all over the Internet: Guan Qi is V God's little sweet wife.
... Okay, I am.
