Yuan, in the twelfth year of the Zhizheng era, a young man arrived in Haozhou.
From that day on, Zhu Yuanzhang suddenly found that his cause seemed blessed by heaven. Everything went smoothly!
What? The army is short on money and provisions? No problem! With my little brother around, we can fight without worry. I, Old Zhu, will just whisper a few words to my wife, and tomorrow my little brother will send over money and supplies!
No warhorses or armor? Don't worry! I'll whisper a few words to my wife, and my little brother will deliver them tomorrow!
What did you say? The soldiers have no wives? Easy. I, Old Zhu...
Ma You: "Zhu Chongba! Don't push your luck! If you dare bother my sister with this nonsense again, I'll take her and remarry her off tomorrow!"
Mu Ying: "Brother Biao! Brother Biao! This is terrible! Father made Mother angry, and Uncle is going to take her and marry her off again!"
Zhu Biao: "What? This is outrageous! Guards! Carry out this Crown Prince's order! Deploy the Iron Armor Battalion, Divine Engine Battalion, and Heavy Artillery Battalion to the palace..."
Li Zhen: "Chongba, how can you still sit there? Biao and the others have already joined forces with Wen Zhong, Mu Ying, and the rest to come arrest you! Hurry up and apologize to your sister-in-law, or they'll support her taking the throne!"
I can kill even my old brother, why can't I kill you?
Even the AI skits are so ridiculous
A lump, a lump, a lump
Gone, gone, completely gone
Not bad, good, relaxed and happy 🤔