[Cute Kids, Xianxia] [Subverting Expectations] [Everyone's Favorite, but a Wrecking Ball] [Funny and Satisfying] [Powerful Senior Brothers] [Training Down the Mountain] [Ridiculous Xianxia]
At the summit of Kunlun, nine peerless ancestors who shook the Eight Directions spent six whole years waiting for their little ancestor, Niannian, to hurry up and come down the mountain!
Six-year-old Niannian swings her pigtails, chewing ninth-grade golden pills like crunchy candy,
using ten-thousand-year-old lingzhi mushrooms as dried fruit,
and stuffing herself with the ultimate imperial weapons and divine artifacts her nine masters had kept hidden away. She even turned an ancient Fire Qilin into a fluffy little white pet.
If she hadn't heard there were endless sweets in her senior brother's hands down the mountain, she wouldn't have gone down for anything!
Before leaving, she casually packed up Kunlun's three-thousand-year-old white jade mountain gate, stone lions and all: The gate's old! Niannian will take it to get fixed and mail it back!
The nine ancestors stared at their empty immortal palace, now without even a front gate,
and at the colossal debt of 1.36 billion top-grade spirit stones in their ledger. They hefted their mining picks and tearfully went to dig ore to pay it off.
Off to find her senior brothers!
Her first senior brother was the Pill Emperor, worshipped by thousands!
What? Divine pills that everyone in the world desperately wanted?
In Niannian's eyes, they were all sweet little candies!
The Pill Emperor watched his junior sister pick through his medicine storehouse and chew her way through everything. He suffered a heart attack on the spot,
then sent an urgent message to the other six powerful senior brothers that very night:
[Run! The little ancestor is here! Lock up your vaults! Keep an eye on your front gates!]
The seven invincible senior brothers who swept across the Three Realms:
They thought they were getting an adorable junior sister. Instead, they'd welcomed a little demon king who wrecked the house and ate everything in sight!
But nobody knew that this six-year-old toddler, who thought about candy all day,
was someone no one in the Myriad Worlds could ever defeat!
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