After transmigrating to Dazhao, Lu Xing became a teahouse storyteller.
No System, no old master, and his original body was an idiot.
He thought he'd spend the rest of his life loafing around the teahouse until the emperor came incognito.
"Godfather, send me 50."
Lu Xing: ?
The next second, the System activated.
It turned out he could travel back in time to cultivate and make a comeback, then return with his talent permanently increased.
From then on, Lu Xing lived two different lives.
In his simulations, he was the protagonist of a power fantasy, dominating his era, slaying gods and demons alike.
In reality, he was a harmless storyteller at a teahouse, protected by the powerful and remembered by the empress.
But as he ran more and more simulations, he discovered that every idiot in history who had defied the heavens...
seemed to have been him.
