Also known as The Two Demon King Bodyguards of the Demon Queen Hai Mingzhu
My name is Gu Xiangyang. I was a miserable office worker who died from overwork, and when I opened my eyes again, I'd become the newborn child of the demon queen, Hai Mingzhu.
Seeing the fierce black bear and domineering black dragon assigned to protect me, I was thrilled: Hehehe! This is totally the script for a cultivation-world chosen one!
Then a Boeing 747 roared overhead, and my gorgeous mother sneered, “Just a tin can of a plane made by humans.”
I broke down on the spot: Holy crap, it's 1975! The seventies, when no one was allowed to become a spirit after the founding of the nation!
To treat my illness, my mother, a max-level great demon who ruled the myriad monsters of Changbai Mountain, decided to take me down the mountain and find my deadbeat father, a chief of security at the Forestry Bureau.
As the only normal person in the mountains, I not only had to keep my secret identity under wraps and pretend to be a prodigy, I also had to constantly worry about everyone:
“Mom! You need national grain coupons to buy malted milk at the supply and marketing co-op. You'll get arrested for paying with gold ingots!”
“Uncle Black Bear! You can't exchange your work unit's paycheck for a whole pig on the spot. Don't smash the finance office!”
My tough-as-nails deadbeat father, Gu Weiguo, looked at the college entrance exam math problem I'd solved offhandedly and beamed with excitement. “Hahahaha! A son of mine, Gu Weiguo, really is a peerless genius!”
I rolled my eyes. Dad, if only you knew that your wife can tear a wolf apart with her bare hands, and your brother-in-law can eat half a pig in one sitting. You'd realize that my being a prodigy is the least of our problems...
