To get a divine battleship, you need a fief, a noble title, and a permit issued by the royal family. Lu Xiao only needs a wound big enough to crawl into. When the enemy holds the head, he takes the right arm; when they ignite the self-destruct reactor, he seizes both the ship and its crew; when they send a guardian battleship after him, he leads his boarding party straight at it. Others fight wars to tally their military merits. He fights wars to tally his fleet. Only when familiar cannon fire rang out above the imperial capital did the entire court realize: the god they worshipped had a new captain.
