[Invincible Protagonist] [Extreme Contrast] [Everyone's Wild Speculation] [Dimensional Suppression Across the Myriad Heavens]
[Best read on a full stomach, especially at night. Otherwise, you might dream about being hungry.]
In the apocalypse, demons run rampant, immortal sects carve up the land, and cybernetic legions prepare to wipe out humanity.
Lu Chenzhou is getting ready to clean out his fridge.
"No more boar demons, please. There's no room left. Doesn't anyone on Black Wind Mountain grow scallions?"
He runs a noodle shop outside the city. Plain noodles cost five yuan, pork cutlet noodles twelve.
He only accepts city currency, not spirit stones.
If you don't like the food, you get a full refund.
No one's ever asked for a refund. A few troublemakers did, though, and ended up back in the pot.
An ancient true god ate three bowls. "After a hundred thousand years of arduous cultivation, I've finally attained enlightenment!"
"Then wipe your nose. You dripped snot into the vinegar."
The Abyssal Demon God came seeking revenge, only to find the patriarch washing dishes.
"Patriarch! How can you suffer such humiliation!"
"Free meals."
"...Are you hiring?"
The Mechanical War God scanned the noodle soup and urgently called headquarters:
"Cancel the planet-buster. Install a stomach for me."
"Your mission is to exterminate carbon-based life-forms!"
It looked at the menu. "I'll start with the pigs."
All the gods and demons of the myriad heavens were convinced Lu Chenzhou was plotting some earth-shattering scheme.
He wrote, "Closed tomorrow," and the Three Realms spent the night preparing for war.
He added, "Going out to restock," and the Three Realms spent the night eating vegetables.
Then they issued a joint statement:
[Our flesh is sour, poisonous, and impossible to stew tender.]
Only Lu Chenzhou sighed in frustration:
"Stop kneeling. Can't you sit down and eat?"
"I paid for those stools, and so far I'm the only one who's sat on them!"
[Some villains in this book will earn unanimous praise from the diners after they die.]
This detail is very delicious. I read a chapter and it looks beautiful to me.