[Clearheaded Cultivation + Nemesis of Love-Brained Fools + Max-Level Expert Enters the Beginner's Village + Face-Slapping the Scum + Fight Monsters and Level Up + Little Romance]
Yun Fu, the cultivation world's number-one deadbeat, borrowed from the heavens and used cheats to cultivate. When her merit payments fell overdue, she spent three hundred years in prison.
On the day she got out, the System begged her to become a creditor: "The Heavenly Dao is about to collapse. You're the only variable."
Yun Fu: "Can't be bothered."
System: "Someone built a temple for you and offers you incense. Finish this job and you can become an immortal."
Yun Fu: "The Heavenly Dao gets a stand-in. Satisfaction guaranteed."
So she sat high above, fed on incense, kept misfortune underfoot, and took on love-brained fools.
Saintly fellow disciple: "I'll refuse to redeem the villain and defend A-Fu to the death!"
Vengeful junior brother: "You tricked me into cutting out my core? Go wash your brain in the Pool of Severed Affection! The Sect Leader speaks to me politely now!"
Cross-dressing senior brother: "I'm done being a simp. I'll never give up my family for a playboy again!"
The great calamity arrived right on schedule, and Yun Fu called for backup.
Deity: "Your credit rating is too low. I'm not coming."
Her only contracted believer quietly topped up 999+ merit points.
Deity: "That girl is practically family. Demons and monsters, get out of here!"
