A Golden Retriever and Her Pups Travel to the Qin Dynasty

[Dual transmigration + adorable child + beloved by the First Emperor + imaginative world-building + no romance]

The First Emperor's most beloved eldest princess, Ying Yinman, mysteriously disappeared, becoming a forbidden topic in the Great Qin.

Six years later, a five-and-a-half-year-old little dumpling suddenly dropped out of nowhere into the residence of the eldest prince. She was holding the leash of a golden retriever bigger than a calf and speaking in a pure Guanzhong accent: “My uncle is Fusu. I wanna find my uncle!”

Looking at his sister in miniature, Fusu vowed to cherish her with his life. But as he doted on her, things started taking a strange turn.

Xiaoman pulled out colorful pinyin and arithmetic workbooks. “Uncle, hurry up and teach me to do my kindergarten homework!”

Fusu, who had read countless books, broke out in a cold sweat. These problems were so hard! Ten years of studying the sages had been a complete waste!

Before long, Xiaoman's “junk” drove the entire Qin court to madness:

The great scholar Chunyu Yue clutched a copy of Kindergarten Pinyin and cried out that he would found a new school of thought.

The Qin Imperial Household Department's officials stared at a children's plastic beach shovel and suddenly realized how to create an astonishing new curved-shaft plow.

Chancellor Li Si gazed at the glowing “globe” and wailed that the Great Qin was far too small!

At last, Ying Zheng, the First Emperor through the ages, sternly inspected the little girl who had used the gold seal of a fief lord to crack walnuts.

Xiaoman wasn't fazed in the least. She took out a tablet and tapped it. “Grandpa, my mom recorded a video saying she misses you! And here's a spoiler: Hu Hai and Zhao Gao are going to rebel, and the Great Qin is about to fall!”

After watching it, Ying Zheng drew the Tai'a Sword. “Hu Hai is grounded! Zhao Gao is fired! Send an order to Fusu: go to Pei County and bring those peasants under my rule! With my darling granddaughter, I'll make sure the black banners of the Great Qin fly all over that globe!”