Harry Potter: I’m a Camera, and I’m Serious!

#Second-Person POV

#Apologies for the OOC

#Elementary-School-Level Writing

Serious Blurb:

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.

Though it wasn't all that great, either, as Cecilia Wendy put it.

Not-So-Serious Blurb:

"Good heavens, you must have made a mistake!

I should have received my Hogwarts acceptance letter at age eleven,

then been sorted into Gryffindor and become a wizard,

cheering at Quidditch matches,

immersed in the wondrous sea of knowledge in the school library,

learning all kinds of spells and brewing all sorts of bizarre potions,

riding a unicorn around Hogwarts,

stepping forward during the final battle to guide the trio to victory,

then, once everything had settled, raising my wand through tears and softly saying, 'To our victory, won at the cost of everything,'

and then having someone cast 'Obliviate' on me!"

Wendy, written September 15, 2021