[Inherently Awesome] [Half Invincible] [Feel-Good Comedy]
After transmigrating into the world of Slay the Gods, where gods are reviving and the uncanny runs rampant, Xia Tian is hauled off to a psychiatric hospital on the spot because of his extreme chuunibyou delusions.
But he firmly believes he is an Immortal Venerable who has ascended, an Emperor who has descended to the mortal world!
The so-called psychiatric hospital is a [Sealed Facility for the Absolute Rationality Law];
The two brain-destroying pills he takes every day are [God-Eating Pills] that weaken his divine essence;
And the [Jiahao System] constantly popping up in his mind is nothing more than illusory numbers recorded by the Heavenly Dao's inner demon to commemorate his supreme glory!
As long as he sends other people's emotions through the roof, he can draw divine skills and weapons from the Myriad Worlds!
[King's Treasure] [Zanpakuto] [Devil Fruit]...
However, the style of Xia Tian's divine armory gradually goes off the rails:
His top-grade flying sword is a toilet plunger, the Supreme White Sword is a bald broom, and his magic treasure is a bottle of Haitian light soy sauce!
"My lords, the great calamity is upon us! Help me break this seal and crush the Celestial Palace!"
That day, the entire psychiatric hospital erupted into chaos. The First Emperor of Great Qin pounded on the radiator, Ultraman Tiga held down the circuit breaker, and the Wine Sword Immortal splashed light soy sauce in people's faces!
With a single "Immortal-Slaying Toilet Plunger," Xia Tian sucked a security guard into oblivion, vaulted the wall, broke free of the seal, and laughed proudly beneath the heavens!
When the mist tore through Cangnan and the ancient gods descended, plunging the entire city into despair...
A white-haired youth in blue-and-white striped hospital pajamas stepped through the air.
"Had Heaven not given birth to me, Xia Tian the Venerable, the divine path of all ages would be as dark as night!"
The god laughed wildly. "A madman dares to come here and die?"
Xia Tian snapped his fingers. Ten thousand golden beams shot out behind him, and divine weapons blotted out the sky.
"God? Just a nobody!"
The Chains of Heaven flew out and bound the god tight.
Then the Sword of Rupture cleaved through the heavens.
The god was dumbstruck. "Wait! What happened to the madman you promised me?!"
It was so much fun!!