Global National Fate Survival: Others Risk Their Lives, I Just Make a Show of It!

(National destiny, no-brainer fun, livestreaming, comedy antics, absurdity)

The National Destiny Battlefield opens, and each of the world's 197 countries selects three people to compete.

While other countries send special forces soldiers, boxing champions, and scientists, Longguo draws three oddballs: comedy creator Ji Le, bricklaying bruiser Wang Gangdan, and human walking disaster Su Xiaomei.

The whole world mocks them: Longguo is finished!

Then they watch Ji Le dance the Ke Mu San in front of a boss, shout at monsters through a megaphone, and brandish a peachwood sword while yelling, "Back! Back! Back!"...

Global viewers: ??? This actually works???

Ji Le: Everyone sit down. Just business as usual.