[The hilarious masterpiece is going viral all over the internet! With a budget of three thousand yuan, we turned the world's big guys into our own suppliers!
On the first day when my sister came to work in the city, she transferred 3,000 yuan to me for living expenses and told me to save money. At the beginning, the bully landlord came to demand rent, threatening to smash the door and throw away luggage if the rent was not paid today. I saw at a glance that the shop under his name had been suffering from slow sales and losses all year round, so I wrote a "Business District Traffic Improvement Plan" and threw it to him: "The rent will be waived for three years. In the future, if you attract investment according to this plan, your annual rent will be guaranteed to increase tenfold." The landlord bowed his head immediately after reading it and said, "Brother Lin!" From now on, I will guard the door of this building for you, and you will be my biological uncle! 'Then, the farmer's boss maliciously drove up vegetable prices in the city. I used the remaining 2,000 yuan to buy at the bottom of the endangered logistics park and control his upstream and downstream transportation lines. I forced the boss to send a banner overnight: 'Mr. Lin, from now on I will pick and deliver your vegetables every day, free of charge for the rest of your life! 'Three months later, my sister went home to conduct a live broadcast to conduct a surprise audit of the accounts, intending to show netizens her incompetent brother. As a result, when I opened the door, I saw that the entire network was paralyzed: a tens of billions of real estate tycoons were diligently sweeping the floor, CEOs of listed pharmaceutical companies were bending down to clean tables, and overseas multinational presidents were obediently choosing dishes in the kitchen! The old girl was so frightened that she cried on the spot: 'Brother! I just gave you three thousand yuan for living expenses. How did you turn all the global chaebols into our suppliers? ! '"
