There are two things that bother Tang Su the most in his life: being cheated on and having sex for free.
After working overtime and dying suddenly, he opened his eyes and transformed into Tang Monk. I thought I could change my life, but after stroking my memory, I laughed angrily—a high-level monk? Pull him down, Lingshan has designated him as the most wronged person and the number one free coolie in the three realms.
The nine-nine-eighty-one tribulations were all arranged by the leadership. After nine deaths, all the merits and incense were divided up. Tang Monk himself was pleased to present an empty certificate of "complete merits and virtues". Translated into adult language: You take care of all the dirty work, the leader gets the credit, and the colleagues who evaluate the merits get it. You work hard for half your life and end up with a lot of dusty certificates on the wall.
It was enough for me to be a cow and a horse in my previous life, now why do I have to work for nothing in this life? Have your spring and autumn dreams!
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Merits will be deducted for negative reviews, bonuses will be given for positive reviews, black material about gods and Buddhas will be publicized across the board, and negative reviews will be directly expelled from the gods.
Guanyin came to the door all night to do the work, and she said, "Are you willing to accept the order?"
Tang Su didn't even raise his butt: "I don't want to."
Guanyin's face turned livid: "How dare you disobey the way of heaven?"
Tang Su: "I dare to give you a bad review."
Thus the first strange case in the Three Realms was born——
Avalokitesvara of the South China Sea was deducted three points of success by a mortal. All the black accounts of the Buddhist scriptures project were announced by Tiandao on the spot, and all members of Lingshan died.
Guanyin ran away and Tang Su fell asleep.
Before going to bed, she thought of one thing: Guanyin would definitely go back to complain, and someone would definitely come from Lingshan.
Come just come, don't be afraid if you are worried.
The announcement arrived early the next morning - "The deacon of the Lingshan Merit Department, Jing Chen, has been ordered to bestow scriptures."
Tang Su was wrapped in quilt and happy.
"Another one? Okay. Come and comment one by one."
