Good news: Lin Yan transmigrated into a world where people could cultivate immortality.
Bad news: His phone had only seventeen percent battery left.
Even worse news: He had a mixed five-element spiritual root, making cultivation about as efficient as trying to scoop water with a sieve.
While others secluded themselves to seek enlightenment, Lin Yan first set up control groups. While others blamed inner demons for failed breakthroughs, he checked for interference from the lighting, clothing, and spirit stones, then labeled himself a “failed test subject.”
With a phone that ran on spirit stones, he treated cultivation manuals like lab reports and turned the cultivation world into a massive research facility, working his way from servant to outer disciple through sheer experimentation.
Then one day, a single bar of signal suddenly appeared on his phone.
In the Profound Azure Realm, where there were no cell towers, no Wi-Fi, and not even a charger
Who was connected to the internet?
As the connection button quietly lit up, Lin Yan fell silent for three seconds, then decisively shut down his phone.
After all, the first principle of scientific research is this: Unknown networks can be studied, but you only have one life.
