[Shop] + [Money Above All] + [Multiple Heroines] + [Great Tang]
Here's the bottom line: I just want to sell goods in peace, but historical figures from the Great Tang insist on worshipping me like an immortal.
The good news is, my shop connects to the Great Tang, and business is booming.
The bad news is, I've become the culprit who changes history.
And the worse news is, I can't stop it!
[Scene One]
Empress Zhangsun buys a bag of Three Squirrels sunflower seeds and takes them back to the palace for Li Shimin to try.
Li Shimin is delighted after eating them and issues an imperial edict promoting "Divine Rats Bringing Good Fortune" nationwide.
The result: History records, "In the eighth year of Zhenguan, divine rats descended to the mortal world, bringing the essence of the five grains."
Zuo Mingzi: ??? I'm not taking the blame for this!
[Scene Two]
Wei Zheng buys a bottle of essential balm to cure his headache.
He arrives at court full of energy, and the other ministers think he has obtained an elixir.
The result: The ministers line up to stock up, cramming the shop until it's packed.
The ministers: (shocked) "Lord Wei never dozes off anymore. He must have become an immortal!"
[Scene Three]
Li Shimin happens to try some Sprite and mistakes it for an elixir of immortality.
He is so excited that he immediately wants to appoint Zuo Mingzi as Imperial Preceptor.
Zuo Mingzi hurriedly declines: "Your Majesty, it's just soda!"
Li Shimin: (with a grave expression) "What do you mean, 'soda'? I can feel my meridians flowing freely. This is clearly immortal dew!"
Everyone: "Shopkeeper Zuo has hidden his true abilities. He must be an immortal banished to the mortal world!"
From then on, Zuo Mingzi can no longer pass himself off as an "ordinary merchant."
Come on, I'm just selling stuff. Why should I have to bear the blame for changing the Zhenguan era?!
The introduction is so sweet
Just reading the introduction makes me think it's over.
A generous portion.
Do you regard the ancients as fools?
Dog-licking protagonist
This introduction is really difficult. 😢
Licking Li Shimin again
"It's about making money." Zuo Mingzi opened the freezer, "My goal is the entire Tang Dynasty. Think about it, Madam, these quick-frozen dumplings, twenty in a bag, only cost one tael of silver. Ordinary people can afford them, but the taste is definitely better than those made by the Imperial Kitchen." He then pointed to the instant noodles on the shelf: "This instant noodles can be eaten by boiling hot water in three minutes. It is a must-have for marching and fighting. A box of fifty packs only costs ten taels of silver."
Mark it.
Not as good as written by AI 🤮 🤮