Shop+Monetism Supremacy+Multiple Heroines+Datang
Let me talk about the conclusion first: I just want to sell goods quietly, but the historical figures of the Tang Dynasty insist on worshiping me as a god.
The good news is that my store can connect to Datang, and business is booming.
The bad news is that I was the one responsible for changing history.
The worse news is - I can't stop it!
Scene 1
Empress Changsun bought a package of "Three Squirrel Melon Seeds" and returned to the palace to invite Li Shimin to taste them.
Li Shimin was so happy after eating the dragon's face that he ordered the nationwide promotion of "Sacred Mouse Presenting Auspiciousness".
Result: Historical records record that "in the eighth year of Zhenguan, the divine rat descended to earth and offered the essence of grains."
Zuo Mingzi:? ? ? I won't bear this responsibility!
Scene 2
Wei Zheng bought a bottle of "Fengyoujing" to treat his headache.
He was in high spirits when he went to court, and other ministers thought he had received the elixir.
Result: Civil and military officials from all over the dynasty queued up to purchase goods, and the store was crowded.
Ministers: (Shocked) "Master Wei, if he doesn't take naps from now on, he must have become an immortal!"
Scene 3
Li Shimin accidentally drank "Sprite" and thought it was the elixir of life.
He was so excited that he wanted to confer Zuo Mingzi as a national advisor on the spot.
Zuo Mingzi hurriedly excused himself: "Your Majesty, this is soda!"
Li Shimin: (with a serious look on his face) "What's 'qi water'? I feel like the meridians all over my body are flowing smoothly. This is obviously fairy dew!"
Everyone: "Shopkeeper Zuo is hiding his secrets, but he is actually a banished immortal to the earth!"
From then on, Zuo Mingzi was insulated from his status as an "ordinary businessman".
No, I just sell something, why should I bear the burden of changing the rule of Zhenguan? !
