Your Majesty, Stop Having Babies! The Entire Court Is Made Up of Your Ex-Husbands

Never, ever pick a fight with the crazy powerful nobles of the human world just to repair your demon core, especially not three of them!

Bai Wei bound herself to a chatty, baby-obsessed System, and planned to casually siphon off some luck, keeping things physical and her heart out of it.

But then this golden finger gave her twins in one pregnancy, and three streams of true energy started fighting inside her belly every day!

That led to one ridiculous disaster after another:

She went to the Chief Minister's residence to steal some purple energy.

Bai Wei only wanted to snuggle up to him and take a little.

Instead, the Chief Minister pinned her to the bed. "Why does this fragrance smell exactly like the assassin from last night?" he said with a cold laugh.

The Chief Minister had tied himself to her for good!

She went to the God of War General to borrow some baleful energy.

Bai Wei deliberately fell into his arms to borrow his energy and ease her pain.

Instead, the general, eyes red, shoved a knife into her hand. "If you hate how dirty my hands are, stab me and let off some steam!"

The general handed over his private armory and military seal!

No, seriously, what did Bai Wei do to deserve this?! The entire court was baffled!

"System Auntie, help! Every new moon, I'm going to grow a cat's tail, and these three ex-husbands are coming after me!"

The palace got struck by lightning. Bai Wei faked her death, and her three ex-husbands joined forces to turn the capital upside down!