Bad news: I've returned to my hometown, Wu Family Village, and become the least successful person in the village.
Good news: A short video I posted on a whim went viral, and the comments from netizens can come true.
Under the old locust tree at the village entrance.
I scroll through my phone as the first comment floats by.
"The 7,891-year-old ancestor of Wu Family Village? For real?"
I scoff. Netizens these days really know how to exaggerate.
Before I can finish speaking,
a cough comes from the coffin shop at the head of the village.
An old man in a traditional Chinese jacket strolls out and stretches lazily.
The sky darkens in an instant.
The old man squints at me.
"Kid, were you the one who woke me up?"
Me: ○0○!
Before I can even recover,
the second comment explodes across the screen.
"The ancestor once wiped out an entire Trisolarian fleet by himself!"
The old man rolls his wrists.
A loud boom comes from the distant sky.
The villagers look up.
A crack splits the sky, and countless alien wrecks rain down.
The village chief comes running out, leaning on his cane.
"Ancestor! Did you break the sky again?"
The old man waves a hand.
"Nothing major, nothing major."
I scroll down through the comments with trembling hands.
"The ancestor tanked the sun's gamma rays!"
The old man glances up at the sun and yawns.
The sun dims by a third.
"The ancestor created a multiverse just by breathing!"
The old man takes a deep breath.
My vision blurs.
Three parallel versions of Wu Family Village suddenly appear at the head of the village.
Me: ○0○!!
The latest comment drifts by slowly.
"Actually, the ancestor isn't the most powerful one."
"The real big shot in Wu Family Village is the young man at the village entrance scrolling on his phone."
Me: ...
I just visited Wujiacun on Douyin and I was curious if anyone used this as a gimmick to write novels. I didn't expect it to happen. As expected of Tomato, I support the author. I want to see the ancestors of Wujiacun be arbitrary for eternity 👍
Tomato replenishment is fast
It has to be tomatoes
Give yourself a five-star review. It's okay to write any new story. Come on, come on, come on. [Send your heart][Send your heart][Send your heart]
What cannot be carved from rotten wood? I can find good novels by just clicking on them with my eyes closed. When I was 15 years old, I was lucky enough to be given the surname Wu by the elders of Wujiacun. Meaning something out of nothing
He's a character, and he showed it out so quickly
Are you awesome or have more tomatoes?
I also looked at Wu Jia Sun Village online and searched on Tomato.
Invincible brother🤦🤦🤦
Come on author!