[One sentence introduction]
While others were cultivating immortals in order to ascend, I just wanted to lie down and grow cabbage - until the man I had a romantic relationship with ten years ago blocked the door with three gold-level lightning protection charms, and conveniently took the top-quality dried strawberries I brought back from the auction house as a family heirloom.
[The core is cool]
✅ At the beginning, I broke into the relationship between my ex and Miao Jiang Gu girl, and blackmailed the lightning protection talisman with my backhand.
✅ The young master of the Demon Sect pretends to be a good junior fellow of the Sword Sect and secretly treats me as his favorite.
✅ The sect is extremely poor, but I have three big bags of mutated dried strawberries
✅ Deconstructing "Killing Wife to Prove" into "Wild Dog Stealing Meat", Lingxiao Zongjuan King broke the defense on the spot
✅ I regard the Hehuan Sect's peerless treasures as bedtime gossip, and he regards the heavenly materials and earthly treasures of Kyushu as his future dowry
[Wonderful trial reading]
Zhou Xingchen, a famous salted fish of Jianzong, has three major hobbies in his life: lying down, eating, and raising children.
One night, she bumped into the man she had slept with ten years ago making love to another woman - very good, she didn't need to ask for the lightning protection charm, she turned around and went home to hug her brother.
His younger brother, Chen Yanlin, appears to be a cute little swordsman, but in fact he is the son of the young master of the Demon Sect and the master of the Hehuan Sect.
During the day he queued up for her to buy sweet-scented osmanthus cakes, and at night he wrote in his account book: "I want to get her a leak-proof pond to grow cabbage."
Until one day when they met again at the auction house, she pointed at her ex and scolded him: "This guy is pretending to be a male model from the Hehuan Sect."
The ex sneered: "Your brother almost broke the ankles of everyone in the audience just now."
The younger brother thoughtfully handed over the sweet-scented osmanthus cake
