Reincarnated as Fufu, I Stole Aqua's Divine Throne

One day, Aqua brings her treasured fine wine to Fufu.

"Tell me, what makes a god worthy of the title?"

"Haruhi Suzumiya does whatever she wants and has powers like a god..."

Aqua shakes her head. "She's just a willful little girl who doesn't even know she's a god. She doesn't count."

Fufu goes on. "Yato works diligently and loves helping people..."

"A god who governs the five elements in ancient Japan? Gods are that cheap? Absolutely not."

"Doraemon has countless gadgets and can pull out any amazing tool you can imagine. In terms of abilities, even ordinary gods can't compare."

"He's just a childcare robot. I could deal with him with one mouse." Aqua shakes her head scornfully.

"Then there's Madoka Kaname. She loves all humankind and became a principle to save them. That's true love. She has both the power and the conviction. She can finally be called a worthy god."

"Madoka Kaname isn't bad... But in my opinion, I'm the only truly worthy god."

"Huh?" Fufu is stunned.

"But I recently got a message from a junior saying that if I don't deal with the Demon King, the people in Heaven will replace the Water Goddess. Do you know who they're considering?"

"Who?"

"You, obviously! You bastard. For the sake of my position as Water Goddess, I'm afraid I'll have to kill you here today!"