[Ancient Chinese imagination, farming, time travel, suspense]
My parents have been missing for five years, and the whole Internet has called me "the abandoned daughter of a runaway family."
Actually
My father, who is a professor, is seriously using the principle of leverage to pry off the beams of other people's ancestral halls;
My mother, who is engaged in scientific research, was gently taking the squire's pulse and said, "Your prostate needs treatment."
In ancient times, Heizi said that my father engaged in sorcery? I remotely taught him how to prepare the "chemical elixir", which made the whole village kneel down and cry out for gods.
Modern black man calls my mother a liar? I released the "cultural relic" medical practice notes with my backhand to shut up the trolls.
Later, I became the most popular mysterious blogger on the Internet. Someone asked me: "Where are your parents?"
I typed calmly: "Don't worry, they are working hard in ancient times to earn me a dowry from the Duke's mansion."
