All the Products I Sell Are Fake, Experts Say They Are National Treasures

I set up a stall in the antique street and sold all the imitation goods I made. The playing card has a clear price tag: antique handicraft, 800, non-refundable. The anti-counterfeiting anchor smashed my incense burner in front of 300,000 people, and the master of appraisal held the fragments with shaking hands - a genuine Xuande product, a national treasure. I was anxious: I made that with my own hands last week! The whole internet was amused: Master is so funny. Later, the instrument could not detect any fakeness, experts lined up to become apprentices, the auction house offered eight million, and the Cultural Relics Bureau's car stopped in front of my stall. I sat on the horse and couldn't figure it out—— I'm obviously telling the truth, so why doesn't anyone believe me?