My name is Lu Zhixing, a small planner in an advertising company.
Last month, I casually said, "Our department will definitely lay off employees this quarter, and Lao Zheng likes to launch surprise attacks on Mondays." On the third day, one-third of the employees were laid off.
I said, "The milk tea shop downstairs will not last until the end of the month." The next week, the boss took the money and ran away.
I said, "The new director can only stay for three months." On the fifth week, he came in.
My colleagues went crazy and said I was a reborn person.
I said I really wasn't, and they said: Yes, that's what all reborn people say.
Now, there are young bosses holding their thighs lined up in front of my work station, wealthy people squatting at the door waiting for "pointers", and some people want to hang my photo in the ancestral hall.
I just want to say: Brothers, I am really just arrogant, not opened my eyes.
After all, I can't even guess what I'm going to have for lunch tomorrow… Yesterday I said I'd eat braised chicken, but today I'm going to eat instant noodles.
