[Fantasy Brainstorming | Straight-Laced All-Male Team | No Female Lead | Light Comedy]
On the battlefield between righteous and demonic factions, amid mountains of corpses and seas of blood, cannon fodder Lin Yu finally activates his System!
Thinking he'd gotten the script of a chosen male lead, he immediately stands up and looks down on the heavens.
But what he gets is an absurd system for raising the Second Child.
X-ray vision and super-hearing?
Lin Yu breaks down on the spot, promptly lies back in the corpse pile, and keeps playing dead.
In this desperate situation, he accidentally discovers two fellow Blue Star natives hidden in the corpse pile! One of them even has a teleportation System!
After a ridiculous chase caused by a tear-inducing misunderstanding, the three finally meet up safely.
As they flee, they uncover the cruel truth of the cultivation world:
countless low-level cultivators are nothing more than nourishment for the blood and vitality of powerful elites.
Seeing through this eat-or-be-eaten logic, the three decide to band together and grow stronger.
Lin Yu scouts and gathers intelligence, Big Brother handles mobile extraction, and Third Brother provides firepower.
Their motto: reconnaissance, assault, and extraction, all in one!
From then on, they become infamous throughout the cultivation world. No, wait--
they become the fearsome "Three Handsome Men of Extreme Yin," whose very name makes the entire cultivation world tremble,
officially--
making their entrance!