
Nobody Told Me the One I Was Supposed to Conquer Was a Snake
也没人告诉我,我攻略的是条蛇啊
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(Small extra randomly dropped) Mimi doesn't have any big ideals. Her biggest wish is to repay her kindness. Now that her wish has come true, she can leave it alone with peace of mind, working for about a month and resting for half a year. Fortunately, there are many bosses and employees who are not very bright. A little shrimp like him will not be noticed as long as he does not make big mistakes. During the vacation, Mimi would use the points she earned to exchange for random skins and run into the real world. She still wanted to see how Ji An was doing. For the first time, it turned into a little bird and finally found Ji An. When excited, it rushed into his arms and was almost bitten to death by the cautious snake. The second time, it turned into a snake. It didn't dare to run around. Humans seem to be afraid of snakes, so it had to huddle in the snake cave and sleep. One night, a large number of snakes in the snake cave came out at the same time, and curiosity drove it to follow them. The large army stopped near a boxing gym. It looked more and more familiar. Isn't this the boxing gym where Ji An stayed? It quickly thought of Chu Qingyan, who could summon so many snakes at once, and no one else could do it except him. Mimi stuck out her tongue excitedly. The owner of the boxing gym is indifferent and likes snakes. He often uses snakes to teach disobedient children. He has long wanted to teach this boss a lesson, but he cannot disturb the real world. If he is found, he will be directly killed. Fortunately, Chu Qingyan protects his shortcomings and will retaliate. I am afraid that the good days of this boss are coming to an end! The third time, it turned into an orange cat. It was afraid of human touch, let alone eating food given by humans. Ji An and Chu Qingyan were not at home, so it huddled at the door of the villa waiting for them to come home. After an unknown amount of time, it seemed to hear Ji An's voice. "Ayan, come and see if it is injured? Why is it motionless?" "Just fell asleep." It opened its eyes drowsily, Ji An squatted in front of it, and Chu Qingyan stood behind Ji An, staring at it with an unkind expression. Mimi immediately waggled her tail and rubbed Ji An's calf. Ji An's eyes widened and he turned around excitedly: "Ayan, this cat is not afraid of people!" "Hmph, I'm not afraid of people either." Ji An's mouth twitched and his eyes fell back on Mimi. Mimi kept wagging her tail, just to get Ji An to touch its head, and Ji An did extend his hand. After all, no one can resist Mimi's coquettishness. But the cautious snake stopped her and said, "Honey, the animals outside are not clean. If you want to touch them, come and touch me. I take a bath every day and they are very clean." Mimi was speechless and Mimi was angry. If it could talk, it would definitely shout at Chu Qingyan: "If it weren't for me, would you have a wife?! You still don't like this or that!" But Mimi couldn't speak. She lowered her head in frustration and wanted to shrink back into the corner. A pair of warm hands fell on its head and rubbed it gently. "I always feel familiar with this cat. When I was first sold to the boxing gym, I would be punished if I didn't obey. The high-intensity training made me breathless. I actually didn't want to live at that time." Chu Qingyan gently hugged Ji An from behind. Ji An shook his head, "Don't worry, it's all over. I'm doing well now." "The day I won my first match, I breathed fresh air for the first time in a long time, so I didn't want to go back to the boxing gym. I went to the supermarket and bought a knife. I wanted to go home and kill the couple who had taken the money from selling me. But I met a half-dead kitten on the way." "When it saw me, it was clearly trembling with fear, but it put on a very fierce look, trying to scare me away. But it didn't know that the eyes it was looking at me were frighteningly bright in the dark, as if it was saying, save me, I want to live." "The money I won from the competition was useless anyway. I thought I would do some good deeds at last, so I sent the kitten to a pet hospital. But the money was not enough, so I returned to the boxing gym. A month later, I raised another part of the money, but I learned that the cat died that night." "I suddenly didn't want to die. I didn't save it, but it saved me. I really..." "Meow." Mimi anxiously pressed her head against Ji An's palm. It found Ji An was sad. Chu Qingyan suddenly said: "An'an, do you want to adopt this cat?" Ji An was stunned for a moment, "Is that okay?" "As long as it doesn't stick to you often, I promise I won't bite it to death." The stray kitten finally has a new home. Mimi has a new goal. Work hard to take on tasks, earn points, exchange for permanent cat skin, and stay with Ji An.
The system is simply a wonderful cat😢😢
Cat is a magnificent cat!!! The cute mouse is mine!
It's sweet and reassuring, and it's rare to see a logical system.
The cat is good, the guy is bad, the protagonist is good
😭😭😭😭So touching and warm in my heart
Hello Cat, Hello An An, everyone should be well ಠ⌣ಠ
It's so beautiful. The system is simply a super good cat.