What's So Great About Being Reborn, Anyway?

Everyone else was reborn with a System and a golden finger. Li Yan was reborn with a piece of junk.

The System only knows how to do sign-ins. If he fails a mission, it makes him get stuck halfway through taking a dump.

He wants to give up, lie flat, and quietly fade into the background.

Then one day, the System suddenly says: [Female lead detected. One hour left to live. Proceed to rescue her immediately.]

Li Yan: ???

I can't even get my own life together, and you want me to save someone else?

He stood on the rooftop, watching a woman prepare to jump. After three seconds of silence, he said:

"If you jump from here, you'll fall really ugly."

"Really ugly."

The woman froze.

It was probably the most outrageous attempt to talk someone out of it she'd ever heard.

It was also the reason she stayed alive