I got dropped into a “King of Soldiers returns as a bodyguard” script, but the System only teaches me how to deep-fry stinky tofu?!
Being a cannon-fodder bodyguard is bad enough, but my golden finger is nothing but a trap!
My cooking skills only work with “biological weapons” like stinky tofu and luosifen?
My negative-emotions System only gives points when people cry. Anger and fear don’t count at all?
Other people’s bodyguards: pluck flowers and leaves, kill without a trace!
My bodyguard: weaponized tears, overwhelming everyone with a lower-dimensional attack!
Looking at a room full of masked assassins who’ve snuck in, the protagonist stays calm and drops the food straight into hot oil.
The ultimate flavor combines with a biological stench. The assassins all eat and puke at the same time, their eyes streaming from the spice!
“Ding! Successfully made assassins cry from the stink. Points surging. Redeeming for Grandmaster Combat Skills!”
After discovering a cheat-code trick, the protagonist goes completely wild!
A gang shootout? Crack open a can of surstromming and the whole crew will be crying for their moms.
A hundred-billion-yuan banquet? Serve extra-spicy luosifen, and the aloof financial tycoons will sob as they wolf it down.
With his one-of-a-kind “stinky cuisine,” he turns a deadly script into a comedy show.
Even the overpowered King of Soldiers from the original story eventually has no choice but to put on a full security uniform and stand pitifully at the luosifen stall outside his villa!
