[Family wear + sand sculpture imagination + hard core infrastructure + system card BUG + no CP cool article]
Dr. Miao Xiaohe, an agricultural doctor, and his retired grandma transformed into border refugees and faced barbarian massacres and corrupt officials' secret assassinations. In a critical moment, the whole family is bound to the system, but the style of painting is completely wrong:
The 65-year-old is bound by his own breasts [Eternal Emperor System]: If you don't rebel, you will be obliterated! The aunts of the neighborhood committee carried pot lids and poles, formed a village protection team, and beat the regular imperial army to pieces.
The 68-year-old father-in-law is bound to the [Stunning Marriage System]: Because of his "perfect bone appearance", he is packed and sent to the enemy camp. The veteran cadre held a thermos cup and danced in the square with a special effects version of "Pure Land", which made the barbarian Khan cry and recognize his godfather.
Academic crazy critic Miao Xiaohe: Use the points shared by the whole family to open up wonderful infrastructure:
[Palace Hair Growth Serum] ripens potatoes, and the vines are as strong as steel wires and turn into trebuchets instantly!
[Pearl Whitening Powder] neutralizes the saline-alkali land, turning the wasteland into thousands of acres of fertile land overnight!
[Hot Dudu Lip Glaze] Stir-fried in a spicy pot, 30,000 cavalry will be turned into sausage mouths and swear loyalty to the death!
When the imperial musket battalion pressed forward to suppress the situation, the grandmother on the city wall wore a dragon robe and held a loudspeaker, while the grandfather and the Khan's godson held glasses of wine and watched the show. Miao Xiaohe pushed up his glasses and took out the explosives and blast furnace ironmaking blueprints: "What's farming? Yong Dynasty, are you ready to face the dimensionality reduction attack of heavy industry?"
