"I can vault over walls and leap across rooftops, but I can't escape the grasp of eight marriage contracts. I can shatter bricks with one palm, but I can't break through eight girls saying, 'See you tomorrow.' My name is Gu Changsheng. I only want to call off the engagements, but I haven't even managed to finish saying those words."
"Eight marriage contracts, not one called off. Eight girls, not one chosen. Eight masters, not one of them able to help. But if you ask me who I'll choose..."
"I'll choose... to eat first."
