The Heavenly Dao Has Me All Wrong

The day Li Wuwei was expelled from Qingyun Sect, he burst out laughing.

For three years, he'd wanted to do only two things: eat and sleep. Now he could finally enjoy a lie-in without anyone waking him up early.

But after a nap under an old locust tree at the foot of the mountain, he woke up and discovered he'd reached Foundation Establishment.

The sect leader called him a master who had hidden his true abilities. The elders said he had returned to simplicity. A registered disciple turned his yawns into a three-thousand-character Wuwei Heart Sutra. Even challengers who came to pick a fight got knocked flying while he slept.

The whole world took him for a reclusive powerhouse.

Only he knew the truth: he really was lazy, and his laziness had gotten him into trouble. The moment he thought,