Top Student: English Skills That Leave Everyone Laughing

I was assigned to study English at a university of Chinese medicine, failed the CET-4, and even had my request for leave blocked by my counselor. Then I activated the Language Superbrain System, memorized three years' worth of vocabulary in three days, and became an instant legend with an impromptu speech. My counselor was dumbfounded, and the whole campus was fighting to have me as their interpreter.