As spiritual qi revival begins, demonic beasts descend. The Awakened can command wind and rain, but Guan Dashao only cares whether today’s takeout will arrive on time and whether his landlord has raised the rent by another three hundred yuan.
Until one night, a D-rank Rift Beast blocks his way and knocks his spicy hot pot delivery to the ground.
"This order has a twenty-yuan delivery fee. Half gets deducted if it’s late, and a bad review costs me fifty..."
Guan Dashao’s eyes turn red. A panel appears in his mind: [Combat Spirit/Rage at maximum. Strength +50, Bone Resilience +30]
The next second, his muscles swell as if tearing apart, his joints crack, and he becomes a supreme demon god. One punch blasts the beast into a mist of blood!
When the battle ends, agents from the Special Ability Bureau arrive to find nothing but chunks of meat scattered everywhere, along with a yellow-clad delivery rider clutching his stomach and letting out an earth-shaking fart.
Agent: "Th-which senior master did this?"
Guan Dashao burps out a wave of air and hands over the bill. "Bro, I took down the beast. Can I get reimbursed for the food? And could you leave me a five-star review while you’re at it?"
