I transmigrated as Laozi and awakened a bizarre alchemy System. I stuffed the freshly brewed Enlightenment Pills into Yuanshi and Tongtian's mouths. The two junior brothers broke through on the spot after eating them, then chased me all over Kunlun Mountain, trying to hack me to pieces. The System says the next batch will be chili-flavored Sainthood Pills, so I grab the pot and run toward Jade Void Palace.
