No Way! The Immortals I Keep at Home Want to Rebel!

[Lighthearted] [Witty] [Absurd] [Everyday Urban Life] [A Divine Headache]

“Name?”

“Hong Liang.”

“Occupation?”

“My main job is running a romantic guesthouse. My side job is spending my own money to support troublesome deities.”

“Watch your tone! After all the tricks you’ve pulled on the deities, you still have the nerve to say you spend your own money on them!”

“I’m warning you, don’t make things up! I have a merit-forged body!”

“You... Fine. Then let’s talk about how you bully the deities.”

“I don’t! It wasn’t me, don’t make things up. I’m helping them return to normal society. I’m doing it for their own good, you know?”

“But one deity complained to the Jade Emperor’s statue, saying you not only dock their pay, but also...”

“Stop! First tell me which deity has nothing better to do. I’ve got the Hong family’s Measure of Heaven. I’d like to have a word with them face-to-face and ask if they have any conscience!”