I Cultivate Immortality on Wuyi Mountain, and My Master Wants Me to Rack Up KP

Qian Duoduo died suddenly at his desk and transmigrated into a menial worker in the Wuyi Mountains. The sect issued employee ID cards, cave dwellings came with mortgages, and you had to draw a number to undergo tribulation. Cultivation was even more cutthroat than office work. He immediately decided to lie flat, only to awaken the Heavenly Dao System: the more he slacked off, the stronger he got. From then on, while others meditated, he slept; while others underwent tribulation, he soaked his feet; while others obsessed over KPIs, he changed the KPIs.