He transmigrates to a parallel world of high martial arts and becomes a useless cripple with a destroyed dantian? The campus belle shows up with her new boyfriend to break off their engagement, claiming he’s not even fit to carry the guy’s shoes?
Ding! Congratulations on joining the “Myriad Worlds Cultivation Slacker Group”! Lu Zhou is amazed to discover that the group owner is an invincible Immortal Emperor who transmigrated from Earth!
Because they’re so invincible, the big shots of the Immortal Realm are desperately short on entertainment.
To earn his keep in the group, Lu Zhou quietly posts a short drama called The Dragon King’s Live-in Son-in-Law.
The whole group goes wild!
Heartless Sword Venerable: “Three years are up! Welcome back, Dragon King! That was so thrilling! Take this Immortal-Slaying Sword and hurry up with the next episode!”
Alchemy Emperor: “How dare a mere ant break off Young Master Lu’s engagement? Take these ten bottles of Nine-Turn Great Rejuvenation Pills and eat them like candy. I want to see what kind of loser this so-called campus belle is!”
Holy Maiden of the Joyous Union Sect: “I want to know what it feels like to have an overbearing CEO fall in love with me. Brother Lu, take this dual-cultivation technique. How about posting more videos of wall-pin kisses~”
Looking at the pile of Immortal Realm treasures in his hands, Lu Zhou boasts, “You’re breaking off the engagement, huh? Call out your ancestor. Today, I’ll show him what it means for the river to run east for thirty years!”