What Happened to Me, the Enchantress Who Brought Disaster to the Country, and My Online Relationship with the Regent?

[Systems pit each other | Two strong men fall apart | Easy and hilarious | High-burning tactics | Traveling through infrastructure | Shackles fall in love and kill each other] "Host! Touch his abdominal muscles immediately, or else I'll wait for you with a hundred thousand volt electric shock!" Shen Susu, dressed as the first courtesan in Da Chu, was forced to perform a striptease for the ruthless regent. The regent on the opposite side drew his sword and was about to strike, but the red light flashed wildly in his head: "Warning! Kill the subjugated witch immediately!" At the moment of life and death, Shen Susu shouted desperately: "Brother, don't kill me, I want to go back to modern times and drink milk tea!" With a "clang" sound, the regent even threw away his sword: "... Can I shake red plums and black currants with ice?" The dual-travel system failed, and the two mentally retarded systems were stuck with a blue screen, and unexpectedly a golden finger [dual-frequency shared chat room] appeared! During the day, the regent angrily scolded the witch in the court hall, and the situation was tense; at night, in the private chat room, the two people shared information and demanded modern supplies! Is Prime Minister Zuo trying to make false accounts? Excel double-entry accounting teaches you how to be a good person! Assassin assassination? The high-voltage anti-wolf electric baton will make you foam at the mouth! Northern barbarian invasion? Learn about Gatling grenade dimensionality reduction bombing! However, there is a fatal bug in the chat room - you need to be physically close to charge! As a result, the whole government and the public went crazy: "Didn't the regent want to kill the witch? How come he beheaded the powerful officials during the day and then pressed the witch against the wall and kissed her at night?!" Gu Lingchuan's eyes were scarlet, and he hugged her waist tightly: "Don't move, the system power is only 1% left, let me charge it for a while!"