I transmigrate into a book as a corrupt official with the same name as me, destined to have more than seventy biological sons who aren't related to me by blood. The grass over my head is lush and green, and I've got no worries at all. Since I've transmigrated, I'm going to enjoy the company of many wives, take concubines, keep beautiful women on both arms, indulge in every pleasure, and live a life of debauchery. And that's not all. Rebellion, defying the throne, assassinating the emperor and seizing power, I'll do all of it as easily as breathing. I'm going to be the happiest man in the world.