Su Mu transmigrated to Teyvat and became bound to a god-tier sky screen System. As long as he broadcast fan-made videos and exposed future secrets across the continent, he could harvest emotional points and ascend to godhood!
So, before the Traveler had even set foot in Mondstadt, a colossal sky screen appeared out of nowhere, covering all seven nations!
The first video played was "Zhongli, You're a Stranger to Me," exposing the mystery behind the fake death of Rex Lapis, who had supposedly been assassinated!
All of Teyvat erupted!
Hu Tao: "So that's who you are, Zhongli! You're Rex Lapis? You used Wangsheng Funeral Parlor's money to arrange your own funeral?!"
Venti: "Ehe, poor old man, getting publicly humiliated... Wait! Who's that green-hatted bard on the sky screen, stealing dragon tears to trade for wine? Turn it off, quick!"
Raiden Shogun: "So what if I can't cook? Who let the world see the Almighty Narukami Ogosho holed up in the Plane of Euthymia reading light novels? Musou no Hitotachi!"
Watching her secret, the five hundred years she spent suffering alone, being broadcast for everyone to see, Furina wept like a rain-soaked flower: "I worked so hard to keep up the act for five hundred years, and the sky screen has ruined everything!"
As fan-made classics and future tragedies were exposed one after another, including "Raiden Shogun, the Cooking Disaster," "The Hydro Dragon King Cries Rain," and "Aether the Heartbreaker Builds a Harem"...
Teyvat's entire tone went completely off the rails. The Seven were driven to desperation, and the villains fled overnight!
Watching the emotional points soar off the charts, the mastermind Su Mu grinned from ear to ear: "Don't rush. Next time, we'll play 'Greater Lord Rukkhadevata's Last Words.' Everyone, get your tissues ready!"
The title was stolen from someone else
Children, run quickly, it's stone [petrified]
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Are you saying that the Hall of Rebirth can go bankrupt?
6. I secretly wrote a book
Stealing books???
Silly children, run quickly
What qualifications do you have to report others?
Stone within a stone [spit] [spit] [spit]
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