Marvel: Come On, I'm Busy Getting Rich

Chen Yuan wakes up to find himself the most inconspicuous junior clerk at the North American Civil Affairs Bureau.

On his first day, he receives an absurd assignment: under the Mutant Expulsion Order, take in and resettle the Mutants everyone loves to hate.

To other people, Magneto is a dangerous man capable of tearing a city apart.

To Chen Yuan, Magneto is top-tier labor, perfect for building irrigation works and putting up steel-frame greenhouses.

Others are afraid of Electro, but Chen sends him to a remote mountain village with no electricity to bring power to the whole community.

And the blue-skinned girl who can teleport? She’s just the person to handle long-distance transport of agricultural produce!

Chen Yuan pulls out a poverty alleviation contract. “Lease a fishpond, grow sweet potatoes, get paid daily, and earn a year-end bonus!”

Magneto signs on the spot, then turns around and leads a whole group of Mutants into a roaring construction campaign.

Supervillains who once planned to destroy the world now argue until they’re red in the face over this year’s agricultural export quota.

When S.H.I.E.L.D. finally locks onto their coordinates and prepares to launch a raid, they discover the Mutants are lined up to apply for more contracted land...

And the next contract in Chen Yuan’s hands has four words on it: Superhero Poverty Alleviation?