You Taoist Priestess, You're So Greedy

(Gender-bender, older heroine, thunder magic, divination, slaying evil, Taoist priest descends the mountain)

My name is Li Qingning. I never imagined I'd become a Taoist nun of the Shenxiao Sect. This must be my ultimate trial. Before long, I'll don the yellow robes, become a female Celestial Master, command the talismans of the Three Mountains, take my place among the immortals, and reach the pinnacle of life!

To make money, I went down the mountain to set up a fortune-telling stall, only to have a detestable little beggar steal ten yuan from me. That was the only ten yuan I had!

The more I put up with it, the angrier I get. Taking a step back only makes it feel like an even bigger loss. Forget about letting big things become small and small things blow over. Go tell that to my Five Thunder Righteous Method!

If I hurt you, this poor Daoist knows a little medicine. If I treat you to death, this poor Daoist also knows a little feng shui. And if you still won't rest in peace after dying, this poor Daoist knows even more about catching ghosts.

The little beggar we caught said he hadn't eaten in two days.

Sigh... What can I do? This poor Daoist has a kind heart. Come join our temple as my junior brother. Room and board included. Don't worry, I absolutely won't make you clean.

The people at the temple: an irreverent old priest, a chubby little junior brother who loves to eat, a serious and hardworking senior brother who practices Daoist medicine, and a rich young lady junior sister who's here to experience ordinary life (Priest: I didn't want to take her in, but her family offered far too much.)

Much later:

"Hey! I'm your senior sister. How can you like your senior sister?"

"What do you mean, you've become the Northern Emperor's judge and now command the orders of the Nine Springs?"

"Everyone, are you going to oppose me? Then I might just shut the door and let my junior brother out."