The greatest master of the arcane arts, Master Zhaohua, fails her tribulation and transmigrates into the body of a pitiful three-and-a-half-year-old girl.
Her adoptive mother treats her like a free housekeeper, and her older sister uses her as a punching bag. Then, at a lavish banquet, the girl casually breaks the house's spirit-gathering formation and is caught by Fifth Master Lu, who notices a plane-tree leaf birthmark on her wrist
“This child belongs to the Lu family.”
On the first day after returning to her family, her grandfather asks what she wants. In a babyish voice, she says, “Grandpa, the inkstone in your study is in the wrong place. It's making you lose money.”
The next day, Lu Group's stock hits the daily limit.
Later, her fifth uncle takes her on a variety show for kids. While the other adorable children sing and dance, she crouches in a corner, watching a tree. “This tree says there's something buried underneath.”
The crew digs and finds a box of gold bars from the Republic of China era.
The whole internet goes wild.
A top-tier star asks her to read his fortune in love, a movie emperor begs her to fix his feng shui, and a rival hires an expensive “master of the occult” to disrupt the show. The moment the master pulls out his magical artifact
Zhaozhao tilts her head. “It's fake. There's a weasel sealed inside, and it says you cheated it out of its wages.”
The master flees on the spot.
Later, someone asks Fifth Master Lu, “Just who is your niece?”
Lu Hanzhou looks down at the little dumpling in his arms, chewing on a candied hawthorn skewer, and says calmly, “Don't ask. She's our ancestor.”
[Occult livestream + kids' variety show sensation + everyone's favorite + face-slapping. Three-and-a-half-year-old Zhaozhao will show you what it means to overwhelm your opponent on an entirely different level.]
