[Transmigration + cultivation + no System + no Primordial Chaos + slow-burn + crushing weaklings + comedy + scheming + play the pig to eat the tiger]
Huang Miao transmigrated from the Blue Star and was born in the Cangming Realm, where he joined the Cangming Immortal Sect and obtained countless cultivation manuals. Looking closely, however...
“Senior Brother, something's wrong. Why do I become a magic treasure after cultivating to the end?”
“That is perfectly normal. The flesh is frail, so the artifact spirit ascends. If you don't like that one, there's this book.”
“Senior Brother, this one is wrong too. Why am I cultivating an account for someone else later on?”
“That's perfectly normal. Your Master possessed your body. If your Master attains the Dao, doesn't that mean you attain the Dao too? If you don't like this one, there's another here.”
“Senior Brother, this is even more wrong...”
Lu Yan's anger surged from his heart, and wickedness arose in his guts. He kicked out and gave a cold snort.
“You disciple, you won't learn this, and you won't learn that. If you refuse to cultivate immortality, there are plenty of others who will! Go to the Scripture Repository and choose a cultivation manual yourself!”
Looking at the sea of cultivation manuals, Huang Miao cried out in alarm.
“Oh no, I'm too late. Every cultivation manual has a catch!”