I awakened two Systems that were completely at odds with each other.
[Dad Beats Me System]: The moment you die, you can immediately transmigrate back to your original world! Turn your life around and become rich.
So, in a bid to get home, I tried everything I could to get myself killed: crashing into trees, drinking poison, jumping off cliffs, and picking fights with powerful enemies.
But my other System, [Protagonist's Destiny System], went into overdrive!
Jump off a cliff? The Destiny System: "Protagonists always find opportunities when they jump off cliffs. You can't die!"
Cut your own throat? The Destiny System: "Sorry, the weapon in your hand became bound to you a second ago. You still can't die!"
Drink poison? The Destiny System: "The poison was just absorbed by the blade bound to you. Host, you'd better get back to cultivation!"
Enemy: "I gave it everything I had. How is he still fine?!"
Me, breaking down: "Stop boosting my luck! I just want to die and go home to become rich!"
"Ding! The Host has been detected slacking off on cultivation. Beginning forced cultivation advancement!"
Me: "Damn it! How is that fair?! I don't want to get stronger!!!!"
